Actual things that people have said to me lately


You are like the drunk Mother Theresa.

You are even louder in person that I thought you would be.

Can you please sit still?

I can see your nipple.


I have had a strange few weeks.

I feel just extra sensitive to the world around me.

Don't stand so close to me.

I may hear what you are thinking.

I may sense the way you feel.

You look like you need something.

I could cry on cue. 

You don't even have to ask.

Just come over to me and let me touch you.