All Swans

All swans in England belong to the queen. 
I’m the one who took you in a dark room with Wint-o-Green Lifesavers and blew your mind when we were much younger. So, you still belong to me.

At any one time about 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk.
But like, how drunk? Sometimes everyone around me seems a little drunk. They seem lost.

You could line up 109 Earths across the face of the sun. 
If you stand on Bong Hill in Athens, Ohio you will feel very small and remember what it was like when you first learned about space. You will acknowledge your insignificance.

Messages from the human brain travel along nerves at up to 200 miles an hour.
I am a dragster in your body when I look at you and tell you the truth.
I make things go so fast. I blow your hair back.